10. You ask about rust spots on surgical instruments. He says, "That ain’t rust, it’s dried blood."
9. Something called "malpractice fee" starts turning up on bills.
8. Anesthesiologist asks if you want oxygen or you just want to hold your breath during the operation.
7. Doctor tells you, "If leaches were good enough for George Washington they’re good enough for you."
2. Doctor asks if you mind if he eats a sandwich during the exam.