Well, sometimes it's tough thinking of things to write about. Then I thought about cookies. Keebler has these peanut butter cookies that are really good. The problem with cookies at the store is they're kind of expensive. But the ones I like were on sale and I bought a box.
Now, most of the products I buy are store brands. They generally are as good as national brands and quite a bit cheaper. Heck, some things like dishwasher detergent, I actually prefer the store brand products. Not so with cookies. I just don't find much in the store brand offerings that I'm all that fond of.
Which brings me to what I'd like to see in cookies. If I owned my own cookie factory, I'd come out with Abominable Cookies. The box would have Yeti (aka The Abominable Snowman) on top of a mountain swatting at airplanes (sort of like King Kong on the Empire State Building). If they tasted halfway good, I think people would buy them. I sure as hell would. Of course, if I owned the factory I guess I wouldn't actually need to buy them. They'd be Yeti shaped white frosted sugar cookies--with sprinkles. Are you listening Keebler?