I was talking to people at work about my idea for Abominable Cereal, where you have little Abominable Snowmen with frosting on them. Nobody seemed to like my idea. So, I asked them what type of cereal would they have. Cars, was one answer. Ford Flakes--seriously. Someone else wanted little rifles. Who the heck wants to eat little rifles when they could munch on The Abominable Snowman? This gun thing is out of hand. And what would you call it? The answer: Shoot 'Em Cereal. And these people thought Abominable Cereal was stupid. Further proof the zombie apocalypse approaches.