For years I've tirelessly advocated people eat sausage on Ground Hog Day. They usually stare blankly at me. Get it--sausage is ground hog. It's hopeless. I've had as much luck spreading the word about sausage as Linus did telling people about the Great Pumpkin. Heck, I once even wrote to the people at Jimmy Dean trying to get them to promote eating sausage on Ground Hog Day. They never responded. They probably think I'm some kind of kook.
I am giving up. Go have a salad or something. I don't care anymore.