“We’re clear,” the Secret Service agent said into his radio. He moved back out into the hall.
“Must’ve gotten away, sir. We’ll get him if he comes back.”
“You guys are the best.”
“Thank you, Mr. President.”
The Secret Service agent was finding the new administration certainly made graveyard shift more interesting. Sleeping was certainly becoming ancient history. The agent went back down to finish his pie.
“I kept it warm for you,” the cafeteria lady said.
“That’s very kind of you.”
“What was it this time?”
“He thinks Barrack Obama was hiding under his bead.”
“Well, last week he thought the former president was hiding in his shower.”
"I sure hope we get that wall built to keep him back in Kenya."