Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Garbage From Outer Space

Today is garbage day.  Frankly, I can't figure out why I have so much garbage.  As usual my can is full.  In fact, I had yard trimmings I had no room for.  The only reason for so much trash must be space aliens.  Obviously, it's got to be difficult for them to arrange trash pickup service--no fixed address and probably don't have credit cards good around here.  I think they come by in the middle of the night and fill up my trash can.  It's the only reason i can think of for why I have so much trash every Wednesday.

What do they throw out? I don't know. I'm sure as hell not going through it.





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