Mike Twain

Over at Science Fiction Trails, I never know what will come in by way of story submissions. I recently got one that was in the "spirit of Mike Twain," according to the cover letter.  Yep, old Mike Twain had inspired this dreadful tale about some killer jumping frog. I used to threaten to hand out annual awards for the worst story submission of the year. I may have to revisit that concept.