Well, they say as we get older you have moments. Yesterday I took out the recycling to the recycling bin in our condo complex. Then, about an hour later, I noticed the recycling was still sitting by the door. Which brought me to the question: What the hell did I just throw out? I took the recycling out again and noticed they'd just picked the stuff up and the recycling dumpster was now completely empty. And I still haven't figured out what it was I took out.