Dear Santa,
You know, it's been like 30 years since you put anything for me underneath the tree. Would it kill you to drop off a gift this Christmas eve? I'm not that hard to buy for. If you can't come up with something nice, a sack full of money always makes for a nice present.
The fireplace is all clean now. Although, you can always just use the back door.
Thanks again,
Dave
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