Once upon a time Dave was sitting on the beach on a desert island. There’s not much else to do on a desert island but sit on the beach. Then, this flying saucer came out of the sky and hovered over him. A bright light shown down and a cardboard box floated to the beach. Then, the flying saucer was gone.
Dave opened the box and took a bite of the piping hot pizza. It was delicious. They always were. He soon finished the pizza and tossed the empty box with the others. He sat back down on the beach because there’s not much else to do on a desert island.
“Don’t mean to sound ungrateful. The pizzas are really quite good. Would it kill you to give me a ride home? Just wondering.”