Well, I got a form letter from some agent yesterday. That's nothing new. What really impressed me was it took a full year to get it. Yep, it took this guy a full year to throw away my query letter and put a form letter in a self addressed envelope. A full year, this took. Agents are little more than parasites. I've given up on trying to get one. Apparently, they haven't given up on getting rid of me, though.
On a somewhat related note, I'm owed over a thousand dollars from places that won't pay me. This includes publishers and book stores where I consigned stuff. Lesson learned here--don't consign stuff. Also, don't publish anything. Just sit in your basement with a shotgun on your lap waiting for the zombie apocalypse. You'll be much better off.