Back a few years ago I injured myself slipping on some ice. I had to have physical therapy to get everything working properly. Well, the therapist asked if I could have any super power, what would it be. And I replied: You mean like x-ray vision or something? And she said yeah. Well, I said I'd like to be able to give people diarrhea on command. Now, I think she thought that was a bit weird. But, I think it would be an awesome power. Just think, a rival goes in to interview for a promotion; phytt. Some politician you don't like goes up to the podium to make a major speech; phytt. Suddenly a pants full of poop in front of a large crowd and maybe on TV. Even crime fighting, when some crook tries to run away; phytt. Try running from the police with your pants full of poop.
To me this seems like an incredible power to have. I think that would be way cooler that x-ray vision or invisibility. Now, I haven't quite worked out the details of my superhero that can make peoples drawers fill up with squishy, smelly brown material. But, if I do I'm sure it'll be a big winner and I'll send my idea off to Marvel any day now. The Avengers movies will never be the same.