Well, yesterday I was ranting about garbage. I said I'd look into whether Rome had a god for garbage. I couldn't find one. The closest thing I could find was Cloacina, who was the sewer goddess. Apparently, she wasn't a very popular deity and, over time, was sort of merged with Venus. Pretty cool, one god for both love and backed up sewers. I guess they're both pretty much the same thing.
Well, I guess that means they didn't have a garbage god for some reason. I propose Wastemanicus, a ten foot tall brown bear who drags a dumpster around behind him. No? Oh well.