Last night I noticed someone was wandering around just outside my condo with a flashlight. I'm not sure if the presence of a flashlight is a good thing or a bad thing. Would someone with no flashlight be a bigger threat than one with one? At any rate, at around midnight, I was not overjoyed that someone appeared to be snooping around. Do I set my phaser on stun or a higher setting? Well, the flashlight wandered off and I went back to watching Perry Mason reruns. My life is so exciting.
I've always thought a nice phaser would be really handy to have. The problem with my .357 is if send it and it turns out I was wrong, oops. This guy's missing a head all of a sudden. With a phaser on stun, you just tell him he tripped on dog poop and hit his head. Of course, the villains were always deactivating the phasers--not likely with the .357.