Yesterday I had surgery on my nose. It wasn't any big deal, only took a few minutes and was done at the doctor's office. And I left with a big white bandage on my nose.
So, I'm in the elevator and this lady and her dog are in there [people routinely take dogs in buildings where I live]. The dog had a bandage on his leg and he was wearing a satellite dish. Now I don't know what dogs actually think, but the way the dog kept looking at me, I felt like he was thinking Why doesn't that guy have to wear one of these stupid things around his neck like I have to?
Anyway, that's what it seemed like he was thinking.
It would be hard to drive with those one of those dog cones around my neck.