bananas

I went to Costco yesterday.  One thing I like to buy there is bananas, as you can get about three times as many as in the grocery store for the same money.  Naturally, they were out of them. I got a deal on some strawberries, but it's just not going to be the same thing on my cereal.  What do I do if Snap, Crackle & Pop climb out of the cereal box and want to kill me because there are no bananas?

Yes! We have no bananas,
We have no bananas today!