I was thinking up story titles for some burned out copy writer.
Bunch of birds fly around resort town. Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds
Cleaning lady loses her shoe. Cinderella.
Some guy buys a lamp at the bazar. Aladdin.
Old miser sees ghosts. A Christmas Story
Some guy in France steals a loaf of bread and gets arrested Les Miserable.
A woman thinks she can spin golden thread Rumplestiltskin
People go around burning books. Fahrenheit 451
A prince goes around kissing dead girls. Snow White