I've written before about Halloween, including dogs and Halloween, decorations and some other topics. I seem to recall being dragged to church one Halloween and being forced to bob for apples. That's where they put a bunch of apples in a bucket of water and your're supposed to grab one with just your teeth--and keeping your hands behind your back. So you've got your head immersed in a bucket of saliva and germs trying to grab an apple that's too big for your mouth. Talk about gross.