Saw former President Obama on TV over the weekend. He was at some event. Boy, he really turned gray. Thing is, he's actually about three years younger than I am. In fact, he's the same age as my little brother. I'm not gray, at least not when I don't have a beard. I'm constantly changing my mind and shaving off or growing out my beard, which is gray and ages me a bit.
Simply put, Mr. Obama should shave his head. Ninety-five percent of all black guys who shave their heads look cool. Most white guys who shave their heads look like the guys who are always seeing flying saucers and are somehow supposed to be related to me. .
So, shave that gray rubble off, Mr. President.