Had my annual termite inspection recently. They're a real problem in this area. The one last year, which was when I was buying the place, turned up the little bastards. A treatment ensued and I'm still here. It occurred to me one could get termites out in the wild and implant them underneath the homes of people one didn't like. If they, like most folks, didn't get regular pest control, uh oh. How do I think up stuff like this?