Today is garbage day. Frankly, I can't figure out why I have so much garbage. As usual my can is full. In fact, I had yard trimmings I had no room for. The only reason for so much trash must be space aliens. Obviously, it's got to be difficult for them to arrange trash pickup service--no fixed address and probably don't have credit cards good around here. I think they come by in the middle of the night and fill up my trash can. It's the only reason i can think of for why I have so much trash every Wednesday.
What do they throw out? I don't know. I'm sure as hell not going through it.