Once again I find penguins on wreaths, penguins on Christmas cards, penguins on all sorts of holiday items. What the heck do penguins have to do with Christmas? Assuming one subscribes to the Santa Claus mythos, Santa lives at the NORTH pole. Penguins come from Antarctica, the home of the SOUTH pole [a few species live in South America] What the hell do these stupid flightless birds have to do with Christmas? My own brother has a wreath with a penguin on it--probably just to piss me off. These damned birds have nothing to do with the historical parameters of the Christmas holiday season.I wish Santa Claus would take a shotgun down to the South Pole. That would show 'em.