I recently had food at a Chinese restaurant here in Tucson. I was given a fortune cookie at the end of my meal, which is, of course, state law. I ate my cookie and then I read my fortune. It said I am going to come into a fortune. Well, I've been kind of wondering, when that will be, exactly. I went to the financial planner and they asked me where the fortune was coming from. I told them I didn't know but it was in my fortune cookie and they threw me out of the place. [Well, not really but I wanted to].
By the way, I really like Chinese food. I understand why it's so popular in China. My brother doesn't like fortune cookies. He thinks I'm an idiot. I think you couldn't print I was getting a fortune cookie if it wasn't true. So, what should I tell the financial planners?