My car has bird poop on it. This is because two doves have moved into my carport area. It's not near hunting season. But there they be. I can't hunt them but a large hawk that's moved into the neighborhood can. It's probably hard to swoop down on them if they're under my carport. And I'm rooting for the hawk, frankly. I'm tired of the bird poop on my car and wish these blasted doves would go somewhere else.