Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Crazy Old Man

It's quite something to have a really elderly parent. By really elderly, I mean above 90.  My dad thinks he should be driving. He shouldn't.  I know eventually he'll be one of those old codgers who drives into a 7 Eleven and there he'll be on the evening news. Either that, or I'll get a call from the Mexican government: "Your father is here and we do not want him." [Mexican border is 70 miles away] That sort of thing. And I keep having this fantasy of his being taken away by space aliens.  I know the chances of that are slim, but if the aliens out there are looking for somebody to abduct, well let me know and I'll have him packed and ready.  

They say one of the places space aliens come from is Vega.  Well, I'm sure Vega is nice this time of year. And it would give pop a chance to get out of the house and make some new friends...

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