Well, the doves are back. It's been cold of late and a lot of wind. The doves like to sit on my car [it's semi sheltered in a carport]. They had been somewhere else. They must sense more bad weather. And they poop all over my car. I went into my shed and found my rubber Black Mamba and put it out on the car. The doves are gone now.
"Hey, that's a Black Mamba, the deadliest snake in Africa," the doves are probably thinking. "Let's get out of here."