Saturday, February 2, 2019

Ground Hog Day

Yay! It is Ground Hog Day.  I sure wish the government would cancel some other holiday and close the banks and post offices for Ground Hog Day.  It's my favorite holiday.  And to celebrate it I always have sausage.  Sausage? Yep, sausage is made out of ground hog.

As Linus sits in the pumpkin patch waiting for the Great Pumpkin whilst being ridiculed by his friends, I tirelessly advocate revamping this obscure holiday by making it more festive with the consumption of sausage,  What kind of sausage? Any pork sausage will do. Turkey sausage is out because it's not made out of ground hog. Simple enough.  I once wrote to that company that makes Jimmy Dean sausage to try and get them behind the celebration. I never heard back from them. They probably thought I was some sort of kook. 

Eat sausage. It's Ground Hog Day!

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