Well, I realize Valentine's Day isn't nearly as exciting as Ground Hog Day--that other February holiday that work doesn't let you have off. In the local version of a dollar store I noted they had little heart shaped boxes of chocolate for a dollar. Boy, buy your sweetie that and spend the rest of the winter sleeping on the couch. Yet, somebody must be buying them. Is it simply for a chocolate fix in the parking lot or is some moron actually going to give the dollar box of chocolate to somebody?
And then there's the pizza place--selling heart shaped peperoni pizza, on sale no less. Hi sweetie, got you a pizza for Valentine's Day. And a dollar box of candy.
I hope people don't give Valentines to their dogs. Seriously, that dollar box of candy can make fido really sick. Chocolate is bad for dogs.