Friday, May 31, 2019

May or May Not

They say this has been the coldest May in many years. Normally, one day out from June we'd be having some really warm weather--but we're not. It's been quire mild. Whilst the forecast is for much warmer weather real soon, this respite from the desert heat has been nice.

Thursday, May 30, 2019

ads and stuff

Ever had a new movie that's about to come out and  you kinda thought you might want to go see it then the trailers and ads come out and the movie looks so stupid you change your mind and decide not to go?  Such is the case of Secret Life of Pets 2. Damn. No way am I going to that one.  Commercials strike me as really stupid.. 

Wednesday, May 29, 2019

Kontracts

Mailed out contracts for US contributors to Dry Gulch anthology.  Will get the foreign contributors off in a few days.  But wait, isn't the reading period open. Well, yes it is and I could still add a story if I got one I liked. That's the thing about books is you can adjust the size if you want.  There was a rush at first, then nothing. Haven't seen a story in two weeks, so  do not expect much more action.

Tuesday, May 28, 2019

fuhd

I had supper at a food truck.  This one was Italian. The one a few weeks ago  was BBQ,   I'm amazed at how good it was.  Our homeowners association has been inviting food trucks in every now and then.  The thing is, these two times are the only times I have ever eaten food truck food.  I don't know why, but I never hopped on the food truck bandwagon before.  I've been missing out.

Monday, May 27, 2019

spam, wonderful spam

I don't know why, but just about every retail company  I do business with seems to feel if they have my email number they MUST spam me every blasted day.  One particular large home improvement store sent me email every blasted day.  Now, the thing is I like this store. I actually buy stuff there.  But that still doesn't mean I want constant daily spam from them.  I don't know why these companies do this as I can't believe their customers want this constant glut of email. Yet they do. This isn't the first time this has been a problem.  A number of companies have done this to me, forcing me to unsubscribe from their marketing efforts.  The thing is, I wouldn't mind an occasional email now and then if they had something interesting going on like free barbecue grills or something, but it seems to be deluge or nothing with these places.  Whether it's a large clothing company in Duluth IA or the big box home improvement chain, the result is always the same--I have to get away from them because they won't leave me alone.

Sunday, May 26, 2019

Are the Brits back?

I note two sales in the United Kingdom this week for Science Fiction Trails 14.  I note it simply because it's unusual.  For years now I've had no sales at all in the UK.  I once sold quite a few copies there but the sales just vanished.  I've actually sold a few copies in Germany which isn't an English speaking market as the British market had remained silent. And we're talking like a decade of basically no British sales.  I can't always tell where ebooks are going, but most print sales are compartmentalized.  I'm not sure  why the British market vanished.  And Germany does have a lot of expatriate Americans living there.  It would be something if the Brit market picked up a little steam.

Saturday, May 25, 2019

editing books

Editing books, meaning acquisition editing as opposed to copy editing, is way different than writing them.  It's really a different mindset.  With Dry Gulch, I'm trying to decide what I want in the way of stories.  Will I get more or is this what I have to choose from?  Which stories fit better?  And then, it starts coming together and Dry Gulch goes from abstract concept to real life anthology. 

The down side on something like Dry Gulch is writers won't write to guidelines--they try to convince themselves their story fits a certain project.  If you have an open ended project like a horror anthology and you just say "Send me horror" there's a lot of that lying around and you tend to get a lot of stories.  My stuff is always highly specialized and I don't get that kind of deluge, accordingly. Still, I'm mostly pleased with what I've gotten. 

Friday, May 24, 2019

people are scum

Well, yesterday my car was hit by a hit and run driver.  There seems to be a lot of this going on these days.  Fortunately, I was not hurt but car sustained some damage.  This woman drove right through a stop sign and smacked my car.  Then she took  off and left.  I don't really know how this will all turn out.  I'm hoping the sheriff's department will track her down.  I got her plate number and a decent description.  Only time can tell.

I can only speculate why she took off. Probably had no insurance. More likely had warrants or at least a suspended license.  My impression was she was intoxicated, but she avoided a sobriety test by taking off.  I can say this, if I was on a jury for someone who blew away a hit and run driver, I'd likely vote to acquit.[the shooter of the hit and run driver, I would never acquit a hit and run driver]. That's probably harsh.  But these people who only care about themselves, keep on driving no matter what, and can't care less if they damage someone's car or even kill somebody--well, I think this is a special type of scumbag.  And I  have felt this way long before yesterday's incident.  Any developments and I'll post it here.  

Thursday, May 23, 2019

page views

I've noticed a trend on this site. When I write about garbage, the number of views goes way up.  This site will pick up right around an extra 100 views when I write something about recycling or garbage. I wonder if that's true with network television and people are actually clamoring for more stories about garbage. 

Wednesday, May 22, 2019

Garbage

My father is out of town for a few days.  He designated my brother to put out his garbage.  He is so obsessed with garbage he even made a diagram of where the can goes in relation to the driveway. Just out there by the street is not good enough, it must be on the left side of the driveway with the edge of the can lined up with the edge of the driveway.  


Tuesday, May 21, 2019

solar stuff

My yard light quit working. Our HOA requires we have one. My dilemma was I couldn't figure out why it wasn't working and I didn't want to pay some guy to come out and fix it. Solution, for five bucks I got a solar light and put it in the casing where the light bulb had been. It works great. Problem solved. I noted there are simply gobs of amazing solar lighting options for just about any lighting need.  

Sunday, May 19, 2019

another one

Another review came out in something called Nameless Zine.

http://www.thenamelesszine.org/Books-2019/Fallen_Angel.php


Overall, positive although a few comments had me scratch my head.  This was written and sold as a novella, the reviewer seems to think it's supposed to be a novel.  And the date of 1963 should be 1863.  Like I said, a little strange but overall a nice review. 

Friday, May 17, 2019

Brand loyalty

Companies spend a lot of effort, time & money to keep customers to them   In my case it is all for naught.  In the past two weeks I have dumped a credit card in favor of a different one, dumped my cell phone carrier, and replaced both my car and homeowners insurance with other companies. I don't know if the old companies are sorry to see me go, but in each case i got a better deal and I took it. 

Thursday, May 16, 2019

insurance yum!

Ah, it just so happens that my car and my homeowners insurance come up for renewal in early June. So I've been talking to insurance companies.  It clearly pays to shop around.  I saved $200 on my car insurance and $190 on my house by switching companies.  Yay!

Tuesday, May 14, 2019

Goodbye computer

My old Dell computer died yesterday.  It was 10 years old--ancient by computer years. It was a good computer.  Fortunately, I was fairly well backed up.  I'll miss it. I certainly got my moneys worth.

Monday, May 13, 2019

I don't know.

Why are my book sales dropping? I don't know.

More importantly, does anyone actually read anything?  Take this blog for example.  It usually has around 200 people visiting the site each day with site visits up to 500 folks now and then.  But what do they want?  I don't know.

I mentioned last Sunday, not yesterday but May 4th, I had a nice review of my latest book, Fallen Angel, in the Arizona Daily Star.   Is my "Quirky little novel" going to see an increase in sales?  I don't know.  The Star supposedly has circulation on Sunday around 350,000.  Well, that's a lot of folks who could have read the review.  But how many actually did?  I don't know.

Last year my book Legends of the Dragon Cowboys  was reviewed in the same paper.  I saw no appreciable increase in sales.  It had some other favorable reviews, but that did not generate much in the way of sales.  So, while people won't buy a book if they don't know about it, that does not mean they'll buy one if they do.  The sad reality is my overall book sales have been dropping.  That is especially true of Science Fiction Trails, where I am editor.  Sales of each of the last three issues have been 50% lower than the previous issue.  The issue just released has gotten positive feedback from readers, quite a bit of positive feedback, yet the sales are still way below the previous year and super way below what they were five years ago.  Has the reader changed that much or is something else going on?  I don't know.

See a pattern here.  I don't know what's going on, but something ain't right. 

Sunday, May 12, 2019

rain yay!

Got some rain last night. It was a decent amount. Living in the Arizona desert, rain is a big deal. We can go quite a while between rain showers.  It's really good for  out plant friends.  And I won't have to water my yard for a few days. 

Saturday, May 11, 2019

Badges, we don't got no stinkin badges

I'm working on an anthology that's a little different than my past projects which were mostly western horror. Dry Gulch is western, but I didn't tell the authors what it had to be. I just said where it takes place, which was Dry Gulch, Colorado and gave them a few stock characters. Authors were free to add whatever characters they wanted.  I'm still reading for it, but I've been really pleased. They are using my stock characters and there's a pleasant overall lack of walking badges. That's been a longtime peeve of mine, the two dimensional lawman in charge of every story.  About the only lawmen, ironically, are in a story I wrote.  The most popular characters are the alien piano player and the town drunk.

Well, I'm really enjoying putting this book together.  Can't wait for the final product.

Friday, May 10, 2019

weeds

I'm up to my ass in weeds. This has been the worst spring for weeds in many a year, the locals who've lived here a long time tell me.  I can barely keep up with it.  I burn them off with my propane weed burner and turn around and there are more of them growing.  So today will be yet another yard work day. 

Thursday, May 9, 2019

Is it racist?

I'm working on an anthology that's sort of a shared world concept.  Contributors had to use at least one character from a list of stock characters. They were free to add their own characters as well.  Well, my guidelines were taken down off one site because somebody complained they were racist. No one ever complained to me directly, so I don't know what their beef was.  I suspect it involved a Chinese character who ran a laundry and also was involved in various criminal enterprises.  Thing is, a lot of Chinese people in the 1800s ran laundries. They found a niche in the labor market and filled it.  And, there was a crime problem amongst some Chinese folks in the form of violent tongs in west coast cities.   So, are we now relegated to only having white people commit crimes? Is it racist to have a person of color who is a bad guy?  I don't know.  I'm not used to this sort of attack.

Well, I guess I'll write a Mexican bandit story to make up for it.

Wednesday, May 8, 2019

Big City Papers

It was nice getting reviewed by the Arizona Daily Star Sunday.  It's gotten really hard to get reviewed by newspapers.  Papers keep cutting back on stuff and books just aren't as interesting to folks as are, say, movies. My first published novel, The Two Devils, managed to get reviewed in the Denver Post when it came out. If it came out today, that would not likely happen. The Post once had a regular reviewer of science fiction--now they don't.  

Getting a review is nice.  People aren't going to buy a book they don't know about.  Yet, they may not buy it even if they do.  Bookstores don't special order like they once did.  I know my book is available through distributors, yet I've gone into four bookstores and been told "We can't get it." That means we don't want to bother.

Tuesday, May 7, 2019

Fallen Angel

My new book, Fallen Angel, was reviewed in the Arizona Daily Star last Sunday.

This quirky new novel by Tucsonan David B. Riley is a cross-genre romp, religious fantasy meets historical fiction, science fiction, zombie “Animal House.”...




Here is a link to the full review


https://tucson.com/southern-arizona-authors/article_9f36a02a-d79a-51da-aec4-179ef433c3b0.html

Monday, May 6, 2019

For the birds

I don't know why old ladies love to feed birds so much.  They all seem to love to toss out food for them.  My grandmother was that way when she was alive--just loved feeding birds and did it constantly.  Well, the old lady behind my house is of the same camp. She has a bird feeder and knows how to use it.  In fact, she's putting out so much food--filling the damned thing twice a day, that she is attracting a massive amount of birds into the neighborhood. These are mostly doves and they shit on everything, including my house and my car. Because of the huge amount of food there are far more of these blasted birds than would normally be around in the Sonoaran desert.  and there seems to be nothing I can do about it. If I kill the damned birds I can be arrested by Fish and Game, yet nothing will happen to the old bat who is tossing out the food.  My only hope is she'll attract rattlesnakes and one of them will bite her and she'll die. Alas, that isn't very likely. 

Sunday, May 5, 2019

Yard work

My yard has been taken over by weeds. It started in the middle of winter and continues.  No matter what chemicals I try, the crabgrass just laughs at me and says "What else you got?"  Even using propane to burn the little bastards can't keep up with it.

Saturday, May 4, 2019

moo vee

Can't we have a respite from comic book movies? Apparently not.  I'm so sick of them. Maybe that colored my attitude toward the new Avengers movie.  It was basically a bunch of cameo appearances and little more.  I could've done without it.

Friday, May 3, 2019

teachin younguns

At the recent Wild Wild West Con I had a few occasions to talk with school teachers and librarians.  They all said about the same thing, they thought their students would be interested in stuff like weird westerns, but they had qualms about recommending it for fear that it might carry too much in the way of excessive sex and violence for young people.  Have they seen what's on TV lately?  Anyway, I assured her that little of my products fall in that camp and also suggested a few other things they could feel good about recommending to young people.  

I was glad to talk to them about this. It's been obvious that librarians shy away from weird western type of material, at least I know some of their concerns.  And it got me to re-focus my radar a bit as well.  Two of the submissions for a weird western project I'm editing came in with references to visiting the whores at the saloon.  Well, I suggested visiting the saloon girls as an alternative.  Am I censoring?  I don't think so. It was a minor issue in both stories.  Still, some of these writers are so darned touchy. 

Thursday, May 2, 2019

almonds

I got a Hersey bar with almonds.  I'd just about stopped eating them since they went to pieces of almonds.  This one had full almonds. It was good. I hope they've gone back to whole almonds.

Wednesday, May 1, 2019

It's Spirits

I got asked recently why I'm not going to ghost towns or haunted places anymore.  And I don't talk about ghost related TV shows.  Have I given up on them? No. It's just that nothing new ever comes up. As far as ghost shows, it's just the same old thing over and over. And one paranormal show is clearly fabricating their encounters.  

People seem to forget that most of my ghost experience were in haunted hotels. I worked in two of them.  Since I retired from the hotel business I haven't been around haunted lodgings, ergo I just haven't been as involved.  They  say you never really believe in ghosts until you've encountered one. Well, none of that has changed.  It's just I don't really have anything new.