Nicknames aren't as popular as they once were. Well, at lease that's how it seems to me. I never really had a nickname growing up. I was Dave, even though I preferred David, I was ALWAYS Dave. When I reached adulthood, I became DAVID most of the time, but neither affliction is a real nickname. Curly is an inevitable nickname for some bald guy.
One place I worked at for a while was a commercial laundry in Wyoming. A few people came there with existing nicknames. We had one guy called Tex. That wasn't his real name. Then we had this guy who was rather obnoxious and nobody liked. I started referring to him as butt wipe. In a very short time, the whole place were calling him butt wipe. It stuck like glue. He complained to personnel that everyone was calling him butt wipe, to no avail. Personnel simply couldn't get it stopped. And they weren't sure where it started from. I was called into the personnel manager's office and I denied everything and swore I'd never personally called him butt wipe. The guy quit and left and that was the end of butt wipe. Is butt wipe a proper noun? Maybe it should be Butt Wipe.
What reminded me of butt wipe was a trip to a restaurant yesterday. I was sitting in the counter and the cook asked the dishwasher "Where the hell is that butt wipe?" Well, I'd love to be a fly [or more likely cockroach[ on the wall of that kitchen. Ah, the fact that butt wipe still exists as a derogatory nickname made me smile. A name I created [maybe] is still in the archives of names like stinky. I was so happy.