Been trying to figure out what to do with the crazy old man for Father's Day. It seems unlikely the space aliens are going to abduct him before Father's Day. My brother is leaning toward buying him a sprinkler. Yep, the kind you water the yard with. He has one now--refuses to use it. He'd rather stand out in the yard with the hose, yet he complains about how tiresome it is. I guess buying him another sprinkler is the way to go. Then he'll have two sprinklers he never uses.