You'd think taking the trash out is something folks could do without messing it up. Well, not in my neighborhood. Actually, it's more the recycling cans. They move. On their own. The ones our trash company provides have wheels. On a windy day, they tend to take off and go for a ride around the neighborhood. This is caused because people will put out their recycling even if they only have two beer cans. There's little weight in these cans, so off they go. Last week I came home and a can was out in front of my driveway. Thing is, it wasn't my can. I don't put out recycling until the can is relatively full. But there was this can from some neighbor. Not knowing which house it belonged to, I did what anyone would do in such a situation--I rolled it so that it was in front of the house next door. It sat there on the curb for two days. I guess, at some point, somebody realized they were short a can and went in search of it because it finally went away, hopefully back home where it will be loved and nurtured like all good recycling cans are.