I've had a couple of problems in the past few days that I have never had in my entire life. First of all, last week I sat in a restaurant for 25 minutes wondering where the heck my order was. Then the waiter told me he forgot to put the order in. Duh? I said to forget the whole thing and walked out of the place. I doubt I'll ever go back.
Then, yesterday, I was having lunch. I'd ordered a cheeseburger--nothing fancy. My food arrived and I asked: "Why is there bacon on my cheeseburger?" and he seemed shocked. "You don't want bacon?" To which I responded "Did I order it with fucking bacon?" So he takes it back to the kitchen and returns in a minute. "Listen, asshole, I could've taken it off myself. Bacon has a strong flavor. The damned thing still tastes like bacon." Then I threw it back in the kitchen. I have no idea where it landed. "Cram it up your ass!" said I. Then I walked out of the place and left. I've never cared for bacon. I sure as hell never ordered it. Am I unreasonable?
Neither of these problems has ever happened to me, not ever.