Off today for an eye exam. I hate that. And I get to do the little machine with the flashing lights. I really hate that. Although I like my eye doctor, what I hate are the little trolls that heard you around the place. I guess they're medical assistants of some form, but they would have you believing they actually knew something about eye care. Truth is, most of them can barely schedule an appointment and are completely useless. The sooner the robots take over for medical office staff, the better.