I live in an older people neighborhood. A lot of my neighbors are grandparents. One neighbor has a daughter and two grand kids who live fairly close by here in Tucson. So, apparently mom took the dog out to go potty two mornings ago. And there was poop on the back porch. She decided it was human poop and her son Kevin must have taken a dump on the porch. The younger grandchild is still in diapers and is an unlikely suspect.
Well, Kevin denied knowing anything about it. And he pointed out he'd done one of those backyard camp outs at his friend Robert's house and only returned a few minutes ago. So, either Kevin walked three miles in the middle of the night to take a dump on the porch or he might be innocent.
So, another look was taken at the poop. It looked human to the parties involved. As they're discussing the turd, a neighborhood dog runs up and takes a big old dump. And that poop looks just like the previous one.
So, young Kevin narrowly escaped execution solely because he had an alibi. Makes you think, sort of.