Huh? The thing I noticed most about having all these blasted tests--three hours of tests for what's supposed to be a half hour outpatient procedure. Anyway, these medical people, not the doctors so much as the little trolls who work for them, ask some things that make you wonder. I don't think I'm super old and decrepit,although I'm starting to wonder. "Can you sit up on the exam table?" Uh, no I need to sit on the floor. "Do you need a wheelchair or can you walk over to get your ultrasound?" Uh, no, I just walked three times that far coming in from the parking lot, better order me up a wheelchair. "Do you need help putting your shoes back on?" [seriously] I don't know how my shoes get on each morning. Do they really think I'm that feeble or is it just the force of habit? Maybe I don't really want to know.
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