How do you know if some old guy is really old? Huh? It's not entirely about age. It's about garbage. My 93 year old father is obsessed with garbage. I was over at his house yesterday [Monday] and he was already talking about how much room he had left in his trash can [they pick up on Wednesday]. He also wanted to know what time they pick up at my house and I have a different trash service than he has. I think he could easily talk about garbage all day long. I mean, whatever makes him happy.
He has a birthday coming up. I wish I could get him a ridealong with the trash company but they don't seem to do that. It's a shame because he's their biggest fan.